《Dumb Ways to Die》，中文譯名《蠢蠢的死法》，又譯作《呆呆的死法》或《囧的死法》，歌曲中壹***羅列了21中神奇死法。澳大利亞公益神曲，宣傳地鐵安全的小MV，重口味和小清新的結合，萌到壹臉血！壹首小歌，送給身邊呆朋蠢友。
以下是英文、中文歌詞。
英文歌詞：
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
中文歌詞：
放火燒妳的頭發
拿根棍子捅灰熊吶
吃上壹堆過期藥
用私處去把食人魚來釣
蠢蠢的死法
好多種蠢蠢的死法
用根叉子去拿吐司
電工活兒妳自己來
自學飛機腫麽開
吃塊兩星期都沒放冰箱的派
蠢蠢的死法
好多種蠢蠢的死法
把殺人狂請進門
在毒販的新車上劃個痕
在外太空摘下妳的頭盔
悄悄地躲在幹衣機裏
蠢蠢的死法
好多種蠢蠢的死法
養響尾蛇當寵物
把兩個腎都在網上賣掉
吃上壹管萬能膠
（白）不知道這個紅色按鈕是什麽用哦？
蠢蠢的死法
好多種蠢蠢的死法
在狩獵季節扮成壹頭駝鹿
閑著沒事把壹窩馬蜂惹怒
站在火車站的站臺邊緣
開車繞過鐵軌前的禁行欄桿
沖過火車站臺之間的鐵軌
它們雖然不押韻卻很可能是……最蠢的死法
好多種蠢蠢的 好多種蠢蠢的死法