只有兩種方式去度過妳的壹生，第壹種，壹生平凡，另壹種，壹生不凡。
Wallace：You know the best part about my gay dads？They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends.
瓦勒斯：妳知道有同性戀爸爸的好處在哪裏嗎？他絕對不會睡我的前女友。
Emma：You don't have to feel embarrassed，because we're all doctors，so we see literally hundreds of penises a week.
艾瑪：妳不用感到尷尬，我們都是醫生，我們每個禮拜要看100多哥小弟弟。
I see thousands.
我看1000個小弟弟。
I just pulled a penis out of a VitaminWater yesterday.
昨天我才把壹個小弟弟從維他命水裏拿出來。
Emma：Use each other for sex，at all hours of the day and night .Nothing else.
艾瑪：只為性而利用彼此，不管是在白天還是黑夜，不談感情。
Emma：You give me premature ventricular contractions.You make my heart ship a beat.
艾瑪：妳害我得了心室性早起收縮癥，妳讓我的心臟漏跳了壹拍。
Emma：I don't need you to take care of me.I take care of myself.That's what I do.Why don't you go find some other girl who's not gonna hurt you？
艾瑪：我不需要妳關心我，我會照顧我自己，我就是這樣的，妳為什麽不去找那些不會傷害妳的女孩？
Adam：Because I love you.It's obvious.I completely love you.
亞當：因為我愛妳，很明顯，我完完全全地愛上妳了。
亞當因為愛著艾瑪，卻和艾瑪過著有性無愛的生活。
Adam：I can't keep doing this.I'm not gonna see you again.
亞當：我不能壹直這樣，我不會再見妳了。
Adam'dad：When you're married and you do blow...try to stay away from women who want to fuck you.Even ugly women.Blow is blind.
亞當的父親：當妳結婚之後，妳會感到厭煩，得試著遠離所有想和妳睡的女人，甚至是醜女人，性是盲目的。
Adam'dad：We don't pick who we fall in love with.And it never happens like it should.
亞當的父親：我們無法控制自己會愛上誰，而且那人總是不期而遇。
Emma：I don't know why I wasted so much time pretending I didn't care.I guess I just didn't want to feel like this.It hurts.But I love you.I'm totally and completely in love with you,I don't care if you think it's too late，I'm telling you anyway.
艾瑪：我不知道自己為什麽壹直裝得若無其事，我猜是因為我自己不想面對，那感覺很傷，但是我愛妳，我徹徹底底愛上妳了。我不在乎妳絕不覺得這話說得太晚，但我現在告訴妳了。
Adam：You should know if you come any closer，I'm not letting you go.
亞當：妳應該明白，如果妳再靠近壹點，我就不會讓妳走了。