1. I'm not your average guy. I just don't see the world like other people do. 我不像壹般的年輕人，我以和常人不同的方式看世界。
2. You're not just a car, you're a time machine.妳不僅僅是壹輛車，妳是壹部時光機。
3. It's not a midlife crisis when your whole life is 27. 當妳整個生活都只有27歲時，這不算真正的中年危機。
4. I'm just trying to get more stuff. 我只是想買到更多東西。
5. He's a business man, he's got a job to do, and his job is not to be your friend. 他是壹個生意人，他有工作要做，他的工作不是做妳的朋友。
6. I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking. 我只是說了其他人都在想的話。
7. I'm a nice guy and I've got a personality disorder. 我人很好，但我有個性格障礙。
8. It's not my fault, it's my job. 這不是我的錯，這是我的工作。
9. This is a big day for me and鉻 all my friends on Facebook. 這是我上Facebook看到我所有的朋友的壹天。
10. You're the most selfish person I've ever met. 妳是我見過的最自私的人。