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英語話劇劇本

《新守株待兔》

人物:農夫,兔子A,兔子B,大樹。

農夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停頓)[走兩步]A cool farmer.(掏出墨鏡戴上)[冷酷地走兩步,突然被絆了壹跤,繼續保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now![開始展示名牌,邊說邊掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250!This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(誇張低沈地)ADIDAS!This is… [不經意地掏出壹個蘋果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉蘋果]It’s this![從懷裏掏出癢癢撓] Do you know what’s this?癢癢撓?No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——鋤頭~!![看下表] It is time to do some farming![開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作]

樹:I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作,哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鵝] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引導觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回後臺]

兔子A:OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.

[農夫繼續鋤地,邊鋤邊上場,突然看見前面有個兔子]

農夫:(驚喜地)Lunch![扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子後面走]

[農夫跟在兔子後面。兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農夫假裝看手表。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝打手機。兩人繼續走,兔子回頭。這次農夫冷酷地把槍口對準了兔子。]

兔子A:Wahhhh~!(嚇壹跳)What do you want?

農夫:Huh…!I will kill U for lunch!

兔子A: Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到樹後面,農夫追到樹前]

農夫:Where~ to go? Haha!

[農夫開了壹槍“砰”(配音)。兔子在樹後驚慌躲閃,沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。 農夫又開槍,同上。 農夫開始加快頻率,火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時驚慌躲閃,躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續痛苦中彈狀。]

兔子A[自我陶醉中,邊跳舞邊說]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me!

樹:[痛苦萬分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪動到兔子背後]

[兔子繼續興奮地跳舞。農夫停止開槍,走到兔子面前,看著它。 兔子猛然擡頭發現]

農夫:Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [舉槍對準兔子,開槍,沒聲音,看看槍,示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀,非常興奮地大笑起來]

兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [興奮大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到後仰。突然頭撞倒了後面的樹] Wa ![倒地]

農夫:OH! [很興奮地過去兩個手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子綁到樹上。打呵欠]tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡覺](打鼾的聲音)

兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,發現自己被綁了,很驚訝]Where am I? What happened?

樹:[指著農夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.

兔子A:What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[東張西望,看到農夫的手機]A mobile![解開繩子去看手機]It’s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原處。又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me! [又不知不覺地把自己放出來,那起手機][做出打電話的樣子] (配音:撥電話) Hello?

兔子B:Hello!It’s Jenny.

兔子A:Hey Jenny!

兔子B:Oh,hey Mary!

兔子A:How are you?

兔子B:Fine,thank you.And U?

兔子A:I’m fine too!How are your parents?

兔子B:They are fine,thank you.And U?

兔子A:They are fine,too!How is your uncle?

兔子B:He’s fine,thank you!And U?

兔子A:He’s fine , too! How…

兔子B:Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!

兔子A:No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!

兔子B:But where are you?

兔子A:I’m under a tree!

兔子B:[邊打電話邊在附近走,經過兔子A面前,兩個人還沒發現]What can you see around you?

兔子A:I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!

兔子B:A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆離開]

[兔子A 打完電話,小心翼翼地把手機放回農夫處,然後又很自覺地要把自己綁回了樹上]

兔子A:Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [興奮過度,後仰,頭又撞倒樹上,倒地](虛弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![作喉嚨卡住聲音,死去]

[兔子B上。]兔子B:I’m also a rabbit!I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (作風情萬種)beautiful! (自我陶醉)[轉頭看自己右手邊,卻發現兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!Mary![伏在兔子A身上](哭聲)I’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而誇張地轉身敲打樹]

樹:Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m ~~brea~ken![朝地上倒,壓倒兔子B]

兔子B:What?NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……(作死了的聲音)

[農夫壹覺醒來。看見兩只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![興奮地壹手提壹只兔子,哼著小曲下場]